What's up, Maeno?
Maeno.
You're not going to try some weird new technique, are you?
Stand back, small fry.
How long are you going to make me wait, Takeda?
Get going.
Probably something like his protruding pecker.
I'm waiting!
That's the kind of attitude that has people making fun of us.
Smarten up!
Okay.
Let's play!
Ready, Takeda? Try and return my serve!
Anytime!
I'll warn you, this is unlike anything you've seen before.
I've certainly heard that before.
Watch this!
Protruding...pecker...?
Not this time!
Chopsticks?
You did it! Your tableware serve worked!
Splinters!
Round and round and round we go!
Come on, let's get practicing!
What a goof. No wonder the girls don't like you.
Who cares about smelly little girls?
P-U!
You!
What an unbeatable tag team!
Forget the girls! Our team has to stick together.
Who cares about smelly little girls?
Maybe I should have stayed with the girls team after all.
- Hello. - Hi.
You looking for me?
No, I was wondering if Maeno was here.
- Maeno?! - Yes.
I think a guy by that name is here.
Quit flirting with her, you little sissy boy.
No girls allowed.
This room is the property of the sacred boys' team.
Be a good girl now, and run along.
I'm sorry.
I promise I won't be long. I just want to talk with Maeno.
Maeno?!
There's got to be some kind of mistake.
I'm Maeno. You want to talk to me?
Is it too much trouble?
No! No trouble at all! Not at all...
Really? Then it's okay?
- Yeah. - Great!
What to do, Izawa! Wonder what she wants to talk about?
I don't get it?! A cute girl like that!
Can't figure them out these days.
That traitor!
He's burning up with jealousy!
Together, we headed the Girls Eat Shit committee.
Now this!
What did you throw on him?
Virgin tempura oil.
I'll never forgive you, Maeno!
Who wants to fight you?!
That man!
Oh, no!
Let's follow him!
Hey, you guys!
Jerks. They're completely useless.
Might as well join them.
My name's Sachiko Inoue. I'm in Grade 8, Division 5.
Yeah?
Maeno, do you have a girlfriend?
What? A girlfriend?
- I'm sure you do. - No! Not me!
Great! This is it!
Maeno.
Yes?
You pooed your pants in grade seven, remember?
Yes, I did.
I thought you were so cute.
What?
I've liked you ever since then.
I've liked you...
Up until now, nothing good has ever happened to me.
But you have watched over me, oh, Lord.
You've given me this wonderful girl.
Thank you, God!
I'm so happy right now! Thank you!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
Way to go, kid!
Maybe I'll try pooing too.
Thank you. Thank you.
Don't you have something to say to me?
Say to you?
Maeno. I'm here!
Hey, you! Keep your hands off other people's lovers!
Maeno's my man!
Butt out, Izawa!
A cute girl comes along, and you forget about me!
Why, you!
Who is this person?!
Remember, he was in the team room before.
Right, we were in the room!
Just like this!
Get off me!
Unreal!
How horrible!
I don't believe this!
Wait! He's a boy! I'll prove it to you!
That's awful! How can you tell her such awful lies?!
I'll prove you're a boy!
It's not there!
See, it is a girl!
What?!
Good-bye, Maeno!
Inoue!
Sachiko Inoue...!
Some girl!
That's your punishment for betraying me.
Hope you learned your lesson.
How dare you rob me of my sure score.
Hey!
Remember this, Izawa. I'll rob you of your chance someday!
Hello.
Oh, Takaido.
Sorry to interrupt your practice.
Come here, Izawa.
Me?
I want to talk to you.
Could you come with me?
What's with that million-dollar smile?
Are you coming?
Yes.
The day has finally arrived!
Do you get it?! Do you?! Do you?!
It's payback time!
Maeno.
Izawa, I have a favor to ask you.
That's it, huh.
It's about Maeno.
Great. Him again. So what is it?
Izawa!
Maeno! What are you dressed up like that for?!
Who's the girl? She's really ugly.
Chill out! You've got it all wrong!
Don't fool around behind my back.
Back off!.
Maeno, this is about you.
Stick it to me, you devil!
There's a girl who likes you.
A girl likes me?
Yes.
She's too shy to tell you to directly, so she asked me.
What?!
This is her.
She likes me?
I didn't know you were a perverted weirdo! Good-bye!
Oh, honey!
Wait!
Too bad, Maeno's a weirdo.
And I thought he was just my type.
Perverted weirdo!
He's the worst!
By the next day, word had spread throughout the school.
It even spread to the shopping area by the station.
People even started talking about the Maeno Germ.
He became like an insect, condemned to a life of solitude.
What a great day this was!
You're certainly in a good mood tonight.
My number finally won!
Now everybody wants to be my friend!
How about introducing me to some cute girls?
- Yeah, how about it? - You!
Bring us girls!
We want them to rescue our miserable adolescence!
Easier said than done.
Another hot sake, mama-san.
Had enough, don't you think?
Hey, mister?
I drank too much. Shouldn't have done that.
One, two, three, four...
A nice, deep breath of that fresh air.
I'll be the beautiful swan in Swan Lake.
I've been waiting for you.
How about exercising together?
It feels good!
Hope you didn't call me here to watch your ostrich dance.
What a charming girl.
If you don't need me, then I'll be on my way.
Wait! Don't be so cold.
Iwashita! Iwashita!
I understand how you feel.
This world is full of idiots.
But if you keep getting into trouble, it'll be harder for you.
Rumor has it you're very popular, Iwashita.
Maybe you're having lots of fun fooling around.
All the boys are so stupid.
I throw out their letters unopened.
The white goats ate them unopened. Crunch, crunch.
I throw them out!
I see.
I asked you here today...
...because I want you to manage the ping pong club!
It sounds like a lot of work, but it isn't.
It's not like you have anything else to do with your time.
You can quit anytime, if you don't like it.
You'll have lots of good times.
Idiot.
What a beautiful day. I love fresh days like this.
The ping pong club, huh.
I'm pretty sure Takeda's on the team.
Please, stop!
Fujiko!
Caught you!
You're so naughty, Lupin!
What do they find so amusing?
They've done it 8 times now.
Who knows.
Maybe this'll quiet them down for a while.
Practicing hard, boys?
What are you two up to?!
Every man wants Fujiko for himself, even just once.
Show some respect!
Oh, no! My boobs! What are you going to do about it?!
Let me suck and fondle them a while, and they'll get bigger.
Fujiko!
I've got some important news for you today, boys.
Do well at the races again?
It's got nothing to do with money.
It's shocking to hear, astonishing to touch.
Like hot pepper in your eyes when you get a load of this.
Let me introduce you to the new manager of the club.
Miss Iwashita.
Yo, Takeda.
Kyoko Iwashita! What are you doing here?!
What a sight!
You know her?
We went to kindergarten together.
All right, Mr. Shibazaki!
Here's a little something in gratitude.
Thanks.
I'll let you fondle my boobs a little.
Thanks.
Good luck, Iwashita. Look after things, Takeda.
That's the first time I've turned a bad student's life around.
What are you staring at?
Just what do you expect me to do, anyway?
Expect you to do? Well...
If there isn't anything, then I'm leaving.
Hang on, we have tons of things for the manager to do...
...whether you're new at this or not.
You can start by scrubbing my back.
How about playing Lupin and Fujiko with me?
Mama!
You idiot!
Who do you think you're calling "Mama"?!
Sorry, they're very excitable.
I'm Kinoshita. The pleasure's mine.
What do you want?
Huh? Nothing.
My smile didn't work on her!
Hey, babe. Want to go some place and talk about me?
You stink.
Goddamn!
Calm down, Tanabe.
You don't stink at all!
You're the captain, Takeda. Do something about them.
First of all, how about losing the attitude?
Now, now. Let's not be condescending.
I love stuck-up girls like these.
I really do.
You can start by scrubbing my back.
We don't have anything for you to do today.
Just stay over there and watch. Got it?
You haven't changed a bit.
You might want to try being a little nicer to girls.
Look who's talking. You don't have a shred of femininity.
Pardon?! You'd be lucky to get a girl like me! You bald shit!
I'm not bald. I have bangs, as you can plainly see!
You're an idiot! A stupid, spoiled child!
Tsk, tsk.
Takeda's no child.
See for yourself!.
It's magnificent!
I don't know who you think you are...
...but I hate that kind of petty bullshit.
Next time I see that, I'm going to crap!
Bull. If that's what you're going to do, let's see you do it.
You underestimate us, girl!
What are you doing?!
Hey, Maeno. Where's Takeda?
He's at the draw for the next championships.
- Championships? - Yes.
I guess you guys should be doing some practicing, huh?
Your hands aren't moving.
I'm sorry.
Be more gentle!
Hurry and come back, Takeda.
Takeda!
Kyoko's so mean to us!
She won't let us practice at all.
So who's our first match going to be against, Takeda?
Look.
Kishige?
Kishige?!
What's wrong with you?
We'll squash them. That's all there is to it.
How the hell is that going to happen?!
You are the devil incarnate!
I can't help it. We drew straws.
You stupid idiot...!
What's with Kishichu, anyway?
They're always favored to win the championships.
We can't possibly beat them.
It's hopeless. I'm going to sleep.
Somebody hit the lights.
What do you think, Takeda?
It's hopeless.
Unreal! You call yourself a man?
Do you actually have balls?
Shut up! What do you know, anyway?!
What good is it, if I'm the only one seriously trying?!
Look at them!
Even if we weren't up against a team like Kishige...
...we'd still get crushed anyway.
All right.
Listen up, you blockheads!
Anyone who wins at the championships gets this card.
A license to unlimited fun with my body for one month!
Unlimited fun?
Say what?
Whoever wins has a month to do anything they want with me.
All you need is this license.
Whether in class, on the street, or at the train station.
I'll let you do anything you want.
Anywhere we want?
I'm not very experienced.
No problem.
I'd love to play nurse or stewardess with her!
Will you do house calls at night?
Can I bring friends and make it an orgy?
Sure, no problem.
A glorious offer!
Unreal!
Great!
Hooray! Let's go for it! Hooray!
Drummed up a little enthusiasm, didn't I?
How can you be so reckless?! Honestly!
Sex License!